Hotel Employees Reveal Secrets About Hotels

hmm I don't want to get in trouble with this one how can you get things for free upgraded room or a comped room I definitely recommend that you just ask or complain about the view size or if the rooms dirty your neighbors are loud whatever the case may be be cool don't make stuff up nobody cares about your anniversary the only anniversary I care about is the one where you're handing me a 20 it depends on the occupancy depends on the person depends on the guests don't book off the discount sites cuz we know how little you paid for it so when it comes to upgrades back at a-line I have had people who have not wanted to pay for the room and actually have come up with nefarious ways to get things for free they said that there was a rat in the room the security team went to investigate and there was a little rat in the room but in the trashcan there was a receipt from Petsmart well the person and their new pet rat got kicked out of the hotel with no refund well there's always the used condom excuse that's a classic we found used condom under the pillow dude no you did unless that was yours what's the dirtiest thing in the room all things fabric couches chairs the weird blanket that they put on top for the color accent discard it probably the TV remote it's electronics so you can't really just like to spray it down with chemicals I think it's just kind of gets put back on the desk and that's about it people use the bathroom don't wash their hands and they touch the remote after relieving themselves in or out of the bathroom have I had any weird celebrity encounters and the answer to that is too many to remember I've seen many celebrities and their underwear nobody that you actually want to see though I had someone called me from the bathroom and asked me to come system in the tub and then she would do things to me if I would do that for her sometimes celebrities will check in under a different name I had somebody stay at a hotel one time and somebody asked me what was that this person I was like no we don't have anybody seeing in the hotel if I haven't named one of the most awkward moments and I'm not gonna name drop any celebrities for example if say Kim Kardashian was in front of me and I didn't know who she was okay what's the last name for the reservation instant insult they just get really offended like have you witnessed any porn shoes yeah I actually helped the guys bring up their filming equipment and they tipped me with a sweatshirt that had the porn company logo on it I mean it's a good view it's a nice room the beds are beautiful I don't blame them they kind of have the attitude of like yeah we paid for this room we're gonna do whatever the hell we want in it do employees know when you booked a room to have a one-night stand yes we do usually it's a bunch of giggling snuggling making out on saved couch in front of employees and we're just standing there like right so could you kindly insert your credit card for incidentals not only do we know that you're there for a one-night stand but we also knew who your wife is because you checked in with her like an hour ago on a different floor and when you call down and ask us to deliver condoms we also know that you're not really a Magnum dude can you replace items from the minibar without getting in trouble you can try but it's really hard because you got to find like a pony sized bottle of diet cherry coke and a can of M&Ms you don't want it is to find a can of M&Ms everything in that minibar is inventoried and everything we'll probably be able to tell if it's not something that we've already bought if you don't want to pay for the seven dollar bottles of water from the minibar you can just go refill your same bottle down at the fitness center by law they have to have water for you there why are people not allowed to smoke in hotel rooms do you know how long it takes to actually clean a room that's have a smoke owner in it it's a health hazard number one number two it knocks out a room for a week I'm not gonna have somebody smoke in a room and then when a teenage kid goes to lay down on the pillow like mommy it smells like camel do I know and when people are smoking weed in the room yes I've had to go and inquire like no we're not smoking do we say anything about all the pens men you Sharon weed nobody cares about because we know they're not gonna be causing any trouble after third it's gonna be sitting around and watching movies and raiding the minibar that's the clientele we want so just be a nice person treat everybody well enjoy yourself make our lives easier and will make your stay incredible

29 thoughts on “Hotel Employees Reveal Secrets About Hotels

  1. We would usually wash the towels with water and soap never used bleach same goes with bed sheets I did find Ray bans in a room got to keep them

  2. Hahaha Iโ€™m literally in a hotel right now watching this and Iโ€™m just looking at the stuff like hmmmmmmmmm ok

  3. (: I have a hotel convention story;
    I was hanging out in my bathing suit wanted to enjoy the pool. Was about to scurry down.
    The fire alarm was pulled.
    multiple. times.
    Everyone was gathered in the lobby. Salty. Bitter. Glaring. Trying to figure out what nincompoop decided to do that.

  4. Haha, I work at an anniversary inn.
    The rooms can get up to $300 a night so no, I don't expect one night stands.
    I've found boxes for sex toys but not the actual toy just yet. If I do I have to document it and place it in the lost and found.
    If you forget your magnum dildo we are here for you

  5. once my friend drank out of water from a hotel room and then she realized it was $7 so she filled up the rest with sink water ๐Ÿ˜‚ (she barely drank any water)

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